Nemeziz
Zion Full Member
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Post by Nemeziz on Mar 30, 2006 16:36:33 GMT
damnit Gayal get more jokes on here, i need a good laugh I REALY NEED ONE! and the jokes you post are priceless
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Post by Ratack on Mar 30, 2006 17:51:12 GMT
he is busy eating cheese, please leave a message after the tone
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Post by kickmurder on Mar 30, 2006 18:22:20 GMT
*laughs*
You and your cheese, Rat... ;D
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Post by Ratack on Mar 30, 2006 18:37:21 GMT
what, cheese is good, cheese is great! but i am sure gayal likes it too
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Post by Xynos on Mar 30, 2006 20:09:17 GMT
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Post by Ratack on Mar 30, 2006 21:34:00 GMT
god i hate those stupid f**king smiley shites, HELLO I CAN f**kING HEAR YOU!!!!! so stop sying hello as i try to browse a site!!!! and WHAT GOOD WOULD MY SAYING SOMETHING DO APART FROM GET ME LOCKED UP FOR TALKING TO A f**kING COMPUTER??? grrr, blame my bitch ass, shit dick, herpes farm of a mother for my current mood!!!
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Post by Gayal on Mar 31, 2006 7:57:12 GMT
For nem
At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of the Clitoris". "One of the most unusual cases I ever came across," he told his audience, "was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a watermelon." Dr. Goldfinger was interrupted by another doctor, who said that he might have been examining an enlarged organ but to compare it to a watermelon would indeed be frivolous. Goldfinger stared him down and replied: "I wasn't referring to size but to taste."
Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents.
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable, in my opinion.
7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
and the best
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."
So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."
So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, "You now have 3 wishes."
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"
Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"
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Post by Eaglehead on Apr 2, 2006 0:08:39 GMT
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